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Timeline – The Future of the Jesusphone

November 15th, 2007 by DJ Muttonchops

Not featured: timeline where Old Wozniak steals the DeLorean and gives the sports almanac to his younger self

Yes, it’s time for ANOTHER article about that bloody phone people can’t seem to shut up about. Don’t worry though, it’s not yet another uninformative news post. We all know that so far, the American blogosphere has salivated over every chunk of Jesusphone semi-news, just to mention the product name seven times per sentence and fill the comments section with glowing sentiment. And of course, the rest of the world is content to sit back and slowly grind their collective teeth.

But what of the FUTURE? So far, the past has been more predictable than a Tom Clancy plot about Russian terrorists holding the US Government entire world to ransom with a nuclear warhead, why hasn’t someone had a crack at predicting the eventual outcome? Well, join me as we power up the flux capacitor in the Rebuild Software DeLorean (picture a Fiat Panda with a tube amplifier taped to to the passenger seat), and map out the FUTURE of Apple’s Jesusphone! »

Tundra 0.7 released

February 8th, 2007 by DJ Muttonchops

Fun 23: You Live and Lem

The 0.7 release is now available from the project page. And it’s all mended now! No hugely huge bugs left to speak of. »

I buggering hate CSS

November 15th, 2006 by DJ Muttonchops

It’s nothing but bloody pixel-nudging. Why can’t someone write a fecking tool to compose CSS.

D’ni

November 4th, 2006 by DJ Muttonchops

Hello there. This is the upcoming website of Rebuild Software (also known as the special projects arm of Labyrinth Data Services). I don’t know how you got here, but I’m trapped here. There’s a page I need. A white page, hidden in one of the marker switches. Bring the page to me. »