Yes, it’s time for ANOTHER article about that bloody phone people can’t seem to shut up about. Don’t worry though, it’s not yet another uninformative news post. We all know that so far, the American blogosphere has salivated over every chunk of Jesusphone semi-news, just to mention the product name seven times per sentence and fill the comments section with glowing sentiment. And of course, the rest of the world is content to sit back and slowly grind their collective teeth.

But what of the FUTURE? So far, the past has been more predictable than a Tom Clancy plot about Russian terrorists holding the US Government entire world to ransom with a nuclear warhead, why hasn’t someone had a crack at predicting the eventual outcome? Well, join me as we power up the flux capacitor in the Rebuild Software DeLorean (picture a Fiat Panda with a tube amplifier taped to to the passenger seat), and map out the FUTURE of Apple’s Jesusphone! (more…)